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children's books you'll never see (LOL)

March 31st, 2007, 10:55 PM

"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"The Tickling Babysitter"
"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
"Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"

March 31st, 2007, 10:57 PM
where on earth do you get these???:laughing:

March 31st, 2007, 11:00 PM
erykah i am on a few good joke lists :p :D

March 31st, 2007, 11:17 PM
"You Were an Accident"

Ah, see, I have that one. :sad:

jesse's mommy
April 1st, 2007, 08:59 AM
I've seen these before, but have you ever seen the covers of the books? I may have them. I'll see if I can find them. :laughing:

jesse's mommy
April 1st, 2007, 09:03 AM
Alright, found them. There are 11 of them.

jesse's mommy
April 1st, 2007, 09:03 AM
Daddy drinks, hehe

jesse's mommy
April 1st, 2007, 09:05 AM

jesse's mommy
April 1st, 2007, 09:05 AM
Curious George...

jesse's mommy
April 1st, 2007, 09:07 AM
The little engine that could....

jesse's mommy
April 1st, 2007, 09:07 AM
Everybody dies :eek:

April 1st, 2007, 09:39 AM
oh my gaaaaawd stop it i am peeing my pants!!!! :laughing: :laughing:

April 1st, 2007, 09:41 AM
"Suck-it-up Press" LOL :D

April 1st, 2007, 09:44 AM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

These are all great ... but I also have a warped sense of humour

April 1st, 2007, 10:32 AM
Anyone know where I can get a copy of "The pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"?

I would love to see that book actually make it to print. :D :p

Mocha's mum
April 1st, 2007, 11:15 AM
Here are a few more that I found....:laughing:

You Are Different and That's Bad

Guess What Daddy Puts in His Friend Robert's Heinie

Open the Upstairs Window and See that Some Puppies Can Fly

That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

Pop! Goes the Hamster, and Other Microwave Games

The Man In The Moon Is The Devil and He's After You

Your Nightmares Are Real and They Can Kill You

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things