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TeriM
March 24th, 2007, 11:47 PM
Why does the dog always poop as soon as I'm finished pooper scooping.

Why does the bread always fall butter/jam etc side face down.

Why do you always run out of poop bags ONLY when someone sees your dog poop somewhere bad.

Why does the phone always ring when you are "indisposed" in the bathroom.

Why do the animals always have to puke only where there is carpet.

:frustrated: :D

rainbow
March 24th, 2007, 11:56 PM
Did you write these yourself......cuz I sure could have. :laughing:

TeriM
March 24th, 2007, 11:59 PM
Yep, got any of your own?

Why does Saturday night tv suck so bad.

Why does the dog love to go through every mud puddle but hates a bath.

rainbow
March 25th, 2007, 12:11 AM
Why does the cat know that it can harrass the dog and get away with it?

Why does the telemarketer always phone when you're making/eating supper?

TeriM
March 25th, 2007, 12:41 AM
Why does the cat know that it can harrass the dog and get away with it?

:laughing: Bad kitty :D .

Why does the BBQ tank always run out of propane mid-way through cooking dinner for guests (never just us!).

rainbow
March 25th, 2007, 02:01 AM
Why does the hubby/BF always have to have the remote control in his hand?

Frenchy
March 25th, 2007, 08:27 AM
Why does the dog always poop as soon as I'm finished pooper scooping.



:laughing: Happens here alll the time !

RolandsMom
March 25th, 2007, 10:01 AM
i can attribute it all to that one nasty man, MURPHY!! where the heck did he come from anyway and how do we sent him back?

RolandsMom
March 25th, 2007, 10:03 AM
hehe and i have one.
how does the cat know that just one little claw in the ball of your foot (under the blanket) is enough to wake the humans up at 6am every morning?

Byrd
March 25th, 2007, 10:32 AM
Why does the phone always ring when you are "indisposed" in the bathroom.



Or the landlord comes knocking. I swear they have never come down when I wasn't in the bathroom. :rolleyes: Timing is everything.

Prin
March 25th, 2007, 01:12 PM
Old school problem:
Why is it whenever you go to tape something in a hurry, the tape is always at the very end?

Even more old school:
Why does the stove fuse always blow when company's over or when I'm really, really hungry? :D

Prin
March 25th, 2007, 01:13 PM
Oh, and of course, pet related:
Why do they always get hurt or sick on Sundays or in the middle of the night? :rolleyes: