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Why you never question a drunk

March 21st, 2007, 02:03 PM
A man was shopping at the local supermarket where he selected:

- A half-gallon of 2% milk
- A carton of eggs
- A quart of orange juice
- A head of romaine lettuce
- A 2 lb. can of coffee
- A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As he was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind him watched as he placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The man was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since the man was indeed single. He looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about his selections that could have tipped off the drunk to his marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of him, he said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

March 21st, 2007, 02:10 PM
lol, that one was cute

March 21st, 2007, 04:08 PM
that went in a totally different direction than where I thought it was :laughing:
cute indeed!

March 21st, 2007, 05:40 PM
I wasn't expecting that.:thumbs up

March 23rd, 2007, 01:10 AM
:laughing: :laughing: