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March 17th, 2007, 02:17 AM
Actual Headlines:

"Crack Found on Governor's Daughter"

"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash"

"Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"

"Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"

"Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?"

"Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over"

"Teacher Strikes Idle Kids"

"Miners Refuse to Work after Death"

"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"

"War Dims Hope for Peace"

"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile"

"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"

"Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide"

"Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges"

"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"

"Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge"

"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group"

"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"

"Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy"

"Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half"

"Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"

March 17th, 2007, 08:29 AM
Those are funny,
"Red tape holds up bridges" I hope i dont pass over on that one.:D

March 18th, 2007, 06:52 PM
Hee hee those are funny Rainbow:laughing:

March 18th, 2007, 11:19 PM
Best laugh I've had in an otherwise frustrating day! :thumbs up :laughing: "Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft" Ember expels yet another stinker here next to me :laughing:...:eek:...:yuck:

he he he Thanks for the chuckle, rainbow!

March 19th, 2007, 09:19 AM
Those are great Rainbow. Thanks for sharing them & making my day.