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Nine Important Words Women Use

rainbow
March 17th, 2007, 01:58 AM
Nine Important Words Women Use:

1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying %#$* YOU!

9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3.

TeriM
March 18th, 2007, 12:38 AM
I can probably use them all in one sentence!

Okay, FINE, you've got FIVE MINUTES to continue doing NOTHING before I GO AHEAD and kick your butt, oh by the way, THANKS for nothing, no, no, no, WHATEVER, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT, SIGH!

:D :D

rainbow
March 18th, 2007, 01:16 AM
HA HA HA.....too funny. :D

Prin
March 18th, 2007, 02:03 AM
I think I said most of those tonight, but didn't get the appropriate reaction. :frustrated: :yell:

rainbow
March 18th, 2007, 02:20 AM
Maybe you need to say them in French. :D

Prin
March 18th, 2007, 02:22 AM
loud sigh (en franssay)



:D

rainbow
March 18th, 2007, 02:33 AM
loud sigh (en franssay)



:D

5.) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

Was that loud sigh for me? :p

Prin
March 18th, 2007, 02:38 AM
LOL, no, I was just practicing doing it bilingually.:D

rainbow
March 18th, 2007, 02:42 AM
Whew....for a minute there, I thought you were calling me an idiot. :laughing:

Prin
March 18th, 2007, 02:45 AM
Fine then.



:laughing:

rainbow
March 18th, 2007, 02:52 AM
That's okay.







:laughing:

Prin
March 18th, 2007, 02:53 AM
Whatever.





:D

rainbow
March 18th, 2007, 03:00 AM
Go Ahead.




:laughing:

Prin
March 18th, 2007, 03:06 AM
K, gimme 5 minutes.

:D

rainbow
March 18th, 2007, 03:10 AM
Fine





:D

Prin
March 18th, 2007, 03:11 AM
Thanks.


:D

rainbow
March 18th, 2007, 03:21 AM
Your welcome.




Finally :D

RolandsMom
March 18th, 2007, 11:23 AM
:crazy: :laughing: you guys never cease to entertain me. you crack me up!

Prin
March 18th, 2007, 04:01 PM
LOL the only way it ends is with us goin' to bed.:D

rainbow
March 18th, 2007, 04:40 PM
But it was fun while it lasted. :laughing:

Prin
March 18th, 2007, 04:41 PM
lol it was hard to be that bitchy.:D (some people are laughing at that for the wrong reasons LOL)

Frenchy
March 18th, 2007, 04:45 PM
Those were the easiest 8 posts to read :D

rainbow
March 18th, 2007, 04:57 PM
lol it was hard to be that bitchy.:D (some people are laughing at that for the wrong reasons LOL)

Yeah, it was hard......it's so much easier with the men. :evil: