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Maxine's Living Will

rainbow
February 28th, 2007, 06:15 PM
I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Chocolate
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Deep Fried Chicken
Cheeseburger
Chocolate
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Chocolate
Ice cream
Chocolate
Chinese Food
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Byrd
February 28th, 2007, 06:35 PM
That sounds like my living will! :p


:laughing:

Maxine
March 1st, 2007, 10:54 AM
the title completely confused me! :D

mummummum
March 1st, 2007, 06:27 PM
Maxine is one of my fave's ! :laughing: