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Pasteurized Milk

February 26th, 2007, 07:23 PM
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk
bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde answered, "No, just up to my chest.... I can splash it on my eyes.

February 26th, 2007, 11:08 PM
teeheehee!!! :highfive:

February 27th, 2007, 08:17 AM
he he he Another one for my blond sister's blonde joke collection! he he he Shouldn't take too long to explain, either... he he