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Work History

February 24th, 2007, 11:49 PM
Work History

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice
factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I
just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just
wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but
that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a
little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the

6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I
sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found
I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I
didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I
just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool
Maintenance Company, but the work was just too

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they
said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I
finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized
there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to
quit because it was always the same old grind.

15. So, I tried retirement and found that I'm a perfect fit for the job.......LIFE IS GOOD !!!!!

February 25th, 2007, 06:57 PM
Cute. I have heard some of those before, but not all.