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Hillbilly Ten Commandments

February 24th, 2007, 11:44 PM
Hillbilly Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten Commandments and just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County " language,.... no joke, read on...

The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments

(posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN. )

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?

Y'all have a nice day.

February 24th, 2007, 11:49 PM
lol that's pretty simple. :D

February 25th, 2007, 12:17 AM
Makes sense though. ;) :D