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rules of my house.....lol

Iggette
March 25th, 2004, 02:36 PM
Rules for Non-pet owners who visit and like to complain about our pets:

1. They live here; you don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

3. I like my pet better than I like most people.

4. To you it's an animal. To me he and/or she is an adopted son and/or
daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and is speech
challenged.

5. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for
money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called,
never drive your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't
drink or smoke, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't
don't wear your clothes, don'[t need a gazillion dollars for college!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chany
March 25th, 2004, 02:41 PM
Love it, Love it, Love it!!!! Especially # 3. Had my smiles for today:D :D . That's why I love it here usually get a giggle a day, sarcasm and all eh Mona??? Ha! Ha!;) :)

Daiana
March 25th, 2004, 02:42 PM
Perfect!! I think I might just print this out, and put it up in my house!

chico2
March 26th, 2004, 07:55 AM
Iggette...soo true!!! I actually have a"friend"who will not come to my house,because I have 3 cats.....her house is of the plastic-tablecloth,covered sofa kind:D and my house is anything but..
No,she's not allergic,just thinks dogs/cats/birds are dirty....little does she know,she's missing out big-time!!!!

mona_b
March 26th, 2004, 08:05 AM
LMFAO...

That is soooooooo funny....

Your so right Chany;) :p

And we get along so well:D


chico,it's sad that people do miss out on owning a pet...Especially those who never had any when growing up.:(

Thank god I don't have friends that don't like animals.And the friends that don't have dogs/cats love hanging out with us that do.:D