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Amusing Thoughts

rainbow
February 1st, 2007, 08:07 PM
Amusing Thoughts



Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.


I intend to live forever - so far, so good.


Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.


When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.


Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.


24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?


If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.


Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.


Everyone has a photographic memory but some don't have film.


Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.


Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!


I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

technodoll
February 1st, 2007, 08:33 PM
:laughing: those are great, rainbow! thanks for the laugh! :highfive:

Byrd
February 1st, 2007, 08:39 PM
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

TOTALLY!!!! :thumbs up

rainbow
February 1st, 2007, 11:08 PM
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

TOTALLY!!!! :thumbs up


Yeah, I liked that one and also:

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

jiorji
February 1st, 2007, 11:44 PM
Everyone has a photographic memory but some don't have film.

.......or a memory card??;)

erykah1310
February 2nd, 2007, 12:46 AM
lol, those are cute!:D

Peepmouse
February 2nd, 2007, 01:23 AM
Rainbow, those are wonderful!:laughing: :laughing:

I especially like this one...

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

I can just picture it!:crazy:

trippincherri
February 3rd, 2007, 03:11 PM
I like:
The early bird gets the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese.
So true, patience pays off.

meb999
February 4th, 2007, 09:10 PM
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I love it!!! :laughing:

RolandsMom
February 4th, 2007, 09:25 PM
hehe. :laughing: good for a laugh. what confuses me always is those sayings that contradict each other. 'look before you leap' but, 'hesitate and you are lost'. 'too many cooks spoil the broth', but, 'many hands make light work'. etc. so who do we believe? :rolleyes: