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Another Blond joke...

January 16th, 2007, 03:20 PM
I tried to translate it because it's kind of funny...:o

A blond walks into a New York bank to ask for an immediate loan of $5000 to help pay for a trip to Europe for two weeks. The bank teller says he'll need some collateral to give her the loan. She pulls out car keys for a Rolls Royce. The bank checks up on the car, and sure enough, it's all paid and it is hers. So the bank takes possession of the car until she pays back the loan.

As soon as she's out the door, the employees start laughing. "Only a blonde would use a $250 000 Rolls as collateral for a $5000 loan." :laughing:

Two weeks later, after returning from her trip to Europe, she pays back the loan, plus the $15.41 interest. The bank teller says, "We're glad to have your business, but we're a bit confused after rechecking your credit history. It seems you're a millionaire. If you don't mind my asking, why would you need a $5000 loan?"

She replies, "Where else in New York would I be able to store my car for two weeks for $15.41 and get it back in great condition?"

heehee... It's funny because the blond wins. :D

January 16th, 2007, 07:34 PM
I like this one. :thumbs up

January 16th, 2007, 07:39 PM
:laughing: Good one :thumbs up .

January 16th, 2007, 07:45 PM
Love it!!! :highfive:

January 16th, 2007, 08:12 PM
joke not funny when blonde wins...hrmph!:mad:

January 17th, 2007, 06:40 AM
I love it:thumbs up :D