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New Cookie Recipe -- Funny

brandynva
January 3rd, 2007, 07:32 PM
Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
4 large eggs
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup nuts
1 cup of sugar
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp salt
1 bottle Bailey's Irish Cream
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice



- Sample the Bailey's to check quality.



- Take a large bowl, check the Bailey's again, to be sure it is of the

highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.



- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large



fluffy bowl.



- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.



- At this point it's best to make sure the Bailey's is still OK, try

another cup.. just in case.



- Turn off the mixer thingy.



- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried

fruit.



- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...



- Mix on the turner.



- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose

with a

dewscriver



- Sample the Bailey's to check for tonsisticity.



- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.



- Check the Bailey's.



- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.



- Add one table.



- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.



- Greash the oven.



- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.



- Don't forget to beat off the turner.



- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.



- Finish the bottle of Bailey's.



- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.







Cherry Mistmas

Cathy1
January 3rd, 2007, 07:44 PM
That sounds good. I'll have to try that.