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New Cookie Recipe -- Funny

January 3rd, 2007, 07:32 PM
Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
4 large eggs
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup nuts
1 cup of sugar
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp salt
1 bottle Bailey's Irish Cream
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice

- Sample the Bailey's to check quality.

- Take a large bowl, check the Bailey's again, to be sure it is of the

highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large

fluffy bowl.

- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

- At this point it's best to make sure the Bailey's is still OK, try

another cup.. just in case.

- Turn off the mixer thingy.

- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried


- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

- Mix on the turner.

- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose

with a


- Sample the Bailey's to check for tonsisticity.

- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.

- Check the Bailey's.

- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

- Add one table.

- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

- Greash the oven.

- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

- Don't forget to beat off the turner.

- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

- Finish the bottle of Bailey's.

- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas

January 3rd, 2007, 07:44 PM
That sounds good. I'll have to try that.