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New Year Resolutions for Pets

technodoll
January 1st, 2007, 11:01 PM
15. I will not eat other animals' poop.

14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows.

9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.

8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush me!

6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.

5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.

3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE PERSON'S HAND!

erykah1310
January 1st, 2007, 11:04 PM
AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE PERSON'S HAND!

Thats Meik:o he "fetched" a cane out of my buddys hand a few years ago( he was using it after an accident to walk obviously) wasnt funny at the time but we both laff bout it now :D

JanM
January 2nd, 2007, 01:45 PM
What a hoot - #14 and #15 on your list are # 1 and #2 on Amber's list!

Well done!

technodoll
January 2nd, 2007, 01:51 PM
i wish my little Maika would observe the #15 resolution.. :frustrated: gawd. it can't taste THAT good or some company would package it as dog treats! :D :yuck:

Frenchy
January 2nd, 2007, 02:08 PM
or some company would package it as dog treats! :D :yuck:

hummmm.....we might have something here, $$$ ! I wish the dogs would leave the cat's toys alone and vice versa ! :cat: :dog:

mummummum
January 3rd, 2007, 09:50 PM
Oh my dawg ~ let me know when I should stop SNORTING !
Tooooooooooo funny !

rainbow
January 3rd, 2007, 10:55 PM
Hee hee.....cute. :D

we3beagles
January 3rd, 2007, 11:30 PM
[QUOTE=technodoll;345291]15. I will not eat other animals' poop.

14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

QUOTE]

I will not eat so much poop that exactly an hour later I throw it up all over mommys side of the bed!:yuck: