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Words women use

Golden Girls
December 18th, 2006, 10:56 AM
1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguements that begin
with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint.
Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the
women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.

December 18th, 2006, 11:21 AM
oooooooooo! should be in print format for quick hand-outs to all the clueless guys in the world :D (not the ones on pets. ca, of course, none of that here! LOL)


December 18th, 2006, 11:38 AM
:D oh my ! :thumbs up

December 18th, 2006, 05:51 PM
think i'v heard a few of those....:D

December 18th, 2006, 06:02 PM
Love it.....I use them all the time. :evil:

December 18th, 2006, 06:07 PM
oooh my daily vocabulary...:D

December 18th, 2006, 07:34 PM
Ahhhh .... so that is what they mean. Jeez, have I ever been off the mark! :crazy:

Homer Simpson quote of the week:

When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

December 19th, 2006, 08:59 AM
I wish somebody has sent this to me while I was in a least...#1, #3, and #8 :p

December 19th, 2006, 11:55 AM
Guilty :D .

December 20th, 2006, 01:54 AM
Ooohh, we can probably use them all in one sentence!

Okay, FINE, you've got FIVE MINUTES to continue doing NOTHING before I GO AHEAD and kick your butt, oh by the way, THANKS for nothing, no, no, no, WHATEVER, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT, SIGH!