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What To Say About The "Special" Christmas Gift

technodoll
December 11th, 2006, 10:59 PM
What To Say About The "Special" Christmas Gift


10. Hey! There's a gift!

9. Well, well, well ...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. "I really don't deserve this."

Prin
December 11th, 2006, 11:10 PM
One I learned was:

"Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!" The more you don't know what to say, the longer the hey.:D

technodoll
December 11th, 2006, 11:12 PM
that's like stretching the "well, well, well.... " to "well, well, weeeeell... well." :D oh man. don't we all dread those moments... i like the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey escape :thumbs up

has anyone here ever "re-gifted"?

Prin
December 11th, 2006, 11:22 PM
Yep. We even regifted crap to the original dispenser. :evil:

"What? You don't think it's a good present?" :evil:

technodoll
December 11th, 2006, 11:37 PM
OMG! fer real?!! on purpose? :eek:

Prin
December 11th, 2006, 11:37 PM
Yeah. But it was craaaaaap. Nobody in their right mind gives a present like that with thought.:rolleyes:

jiorji
December 11th, 2006, 11:39 PM
lol what was the present??


it;s more embarassing when you recycle gifts and you don't realize it. My mom almost did that :o

technodoll
December 11th, 2006, 11:40 PM
let me guess... a chia pet? :D

rainbow
December 11th, 2006, 11:43 PM
Has anyone got caught re-gifting? :eek:

Prin
December 11th, 2006, 11:44 PM
Not unless it was on purpose...:D

I can't remember the gift. I know we did it at least once. One time I remember, it was a wooden cutout of a muscle man with a hook for keys or whatever in a strategic place. Um, hello....

jiorji
December 11th, 2006, 11:44 PM
lol rainbow I think you have ;)


in grade 7 i gave this girl a gift and I guess she didn't expect it cos the next day she gave me this stuffed bunny that must've been from her room cos it looked old :o hehe

technodoll
December 11th, 2006, 11:46 PM
One time I remember, it was a wooden cutout of a muscle man with a hook for keys or whatever in a strategic place

he he it's probably on eBay now selling for big bucks :D

Prin
December 11th, 2006, 11:48 PM
I doubt it. It's just crap. Not even craptastic crap. Just crap.

technodoll
December 11th, 2006, 11:51 PM
prin, have you SEEN what's on eBay these days? :eek:

http://cgi.ebay.ca/AMAZING-GUARDIAN-ANGEL-POTATO-CHIP-NOT-TO-EAT_W0QQitemZ260059951995QQihZ016QQcategoryZ1468QQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Prin
December 11th, 2006, 11:52 PM
That's not a guardian angel- that's that screamer guy from the painting.:D

technodoll
December 11th, 2006, 11:54 PM
"buy now for $1000"! oh yeah... that'll get alot of bids :thumbs up

jiorji
December 12th, 2006, 12:00 AM
it won't...there's 10 minutes left and it barely even got any views. Sigh..ebay marketing at its worst:shrug:

hazelrunpack
December 12th, 2006, 12:20 AM
So, if I bought it offa eBay and sent it to one of you, what would you be sayin' when you opened it? :D

Prin
December 12th, 2006, 12:26 AM
Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy :D

hazelrunpack
December 12th, 2006, 12:29 AM
Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy :D

I figured as much :D

erykah1310
December 12th, 2006, 12:32 AM
lol rainbow I think you have ;)


in grade 7 i gave this girl a gift and I guess she didn't expect it cos the next day she gave me this stuffed bunny that must've been from her room cos it looked old :o hehe

Got one of those for my birthday once.:(

jiorji
December 12th, 2006, 12:34 AM
So, if I bought it offa eBay and sent it to one of you, what would you be sayin' when you opened it? :D

just one???:confused: *munch munch*

hazelrunpack
December 12th, 2006, 12:49 AM
just one???:confused: *munch munch*

LOL :D

TeriM
December 12th, 2006, 01:26 AM
just one???:confused: *munch munch*

OK, it took me a second but now LMAO. Good one Jiorji :thumbs up .

technodoll
December 12th, 2006, 09:26 AM
how come jiorji gets the $50 chip, but the rest of us get nothing? i want my chip! :frustrated: