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Cat Haiku

December 6th, 2006, 09:59 PM
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.

December 6th, 2006, 10:18 PM
*clap*clap*clap*clap* BRAVO! BRAVO!!!:cat: :cat:

December 6th, 2006, 10:29 PM
i didn't write those :D but here are mine for tonight... :cat:

dry cereal in my dinner dish
where is the meat?
i am not a ruminant.

cat, come here!
i hear you, human, but
i choose to ignore you.

i hear the bathrub running.
run, run for your life!
baths are for dogs.

Mocha's mum
December 6th, 2006, 10:35 PM
Ha ha ha!!! They make me giggle!! :D

December 6th, 2006, 11:21 PM
me too!...hehehehehehe

December 7th, 2006, 02:48 AM
Tee hee.....those were funny. :D

December 7th, 2006, 08:25 AM
nobody else volunteering to post a cat haiku or two? i challenge ye! :D

December 7th, 2006, 08:47 AM
Those are great, TD! I must find my inner cat and try my hand:D .

December 7th, 2006, 07:00 PM
Oh my aching belly! Too much laughing!

Sleeping in sunshine
All day on fluffy pillow
Warm cozy feline

A present for you
Hard days work of chasing, pounce!
Dead mouse at your door

My sandpaper tounge
Exfoliating your face
Sweet kisses for you

December 7th, 2006, 07:14 PM
My sandpaper tounge
Exfoliating your face
Sweet kisses for you

i love it! :thumbs up :D

December 7th, 2006, 07:38 PM
*giggles for 20 minutes*

Oh I love them! I really relaly do!

They are soo true...

Bah now I have to get back to studying....:yuck:


December 8th, 2006, 09:44 AM
Here's my attempts:

it is 3am
now I will play noisily
why are you angry?

pounce, leap, swat, and bite
grab and shake and kill and rend
one dead garbage tie

Big clumsy human
I let you sleep on my bed
Am I not gracious?

Freedom! I can run
outside, the door is gone now!
Bonk! Stupid glass door!


December 8th, 2006, 10:26 AM
stryker! you kill me! oh man i was LMAO... you have talent! :D

December 9th, 2006, 02:40 PM
:o Aw, gee! Thanks, TD. Oddly enough, I find that haiku seems very suited to expressing cat-thoughts. Weird.

December 9th, 2006, 04:07 PM
well if more come to mind... :rolleyes: :highfive:

December 9th, 2006, 04:16 PM
Skryker the glass door thing is great,my Vinnie will soon look like a Persian after all the times he's run in to the patiodoor to catch that bird outside:D

Mocha's mum
December 9th, 2006, 09:53 PM
You guys are so talented!! :D I'm lucky if I can think of what I want to cook for dinner! Ha ha ha!!!

I really love the haikus. They say laughter is the best medicine. Well done to all!! :thumbs up

December 9th, 2006, 10:41 PM
Mouse, you are mine
I love you, I love you not
Be my dinner.

Fresh laundry pile
All mine. I dig in
I am invisible.