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Politically Correct

rainbow
December 4th, 2006, 03:55 AM
Politically Correct


Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesse-ans and West Virginians shall no longer be referred
to as "HILLBILLIES"!


You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS".




And furthermore ...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:




1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN".

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE".

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE".

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" --She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY".

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION".

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED".

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED".

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED".

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE".

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED".

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR".

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER".



And, more importantly...




HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. He does not have a "BEER BELLY"or "GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY".

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN".

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS".

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION".

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS".

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL".

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION".

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY".

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED".

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED".

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

Angies Man
December 4th, 2006, 05:18 PM
No she has a well ventilated brain.


4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION".

I'm not bald, just solar powered! (actually the phrase I read was "a solar powered sex machine.")

rainbow
December 4th, 2006, 06:49 PM
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION".

I'm not bald, just solar powered! (actually the phrase I read was "a solar powered sex machine.")


Ooooooo.....pics please. :D

Angies Man
December 5th, 2006, 11:47 AM
never! :)