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Best Headlines for 2006

rainbow
December 4th, 2006, 04:52 AM
WHAT'S IN A HEADLINE ???



THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006:




Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

(Imagine that !!!)


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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


(Now that's taking things a bit far !!! )

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Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?


(Ur Whaaat?? )


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Panda Mating Fails......Veterinarian Takes Over

(What a guy!!! )

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

(Those-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos !!! )


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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

(See if that works any better than a fair trial !!! )


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War Dims Hope for Peace

(I can see where it might have that effect !!! )


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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

(Really......you think ??? !!! )


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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

(Who would have thought that !!! )


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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

(You mean there's something stronger than duct tape ??? )


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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

(Wasn't the first group fat enough ??? )


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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

(Do they taste like chicken ??? )


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And the winner is....



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary.......Hundreds Dead

(Did I read that sign right ??? )

Hunter's_owner
December 4th, 2006, 07:33 AM
Tooo funny. I love funny headlines:D