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Tech support for husbands ! (and wives with a sense of humor)

joeysmama
November 24th, 2006, 09:06 AM
My husband's buddy in Arizona sent this. I thought it was kind of cute:



Dear Tech Support:
>
>
>Last year I upgraded X-Hotmail-From: from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I
>soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
>took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
>
>In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
>monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,
>Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.
>
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
>favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 ,
>but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .. Please help!
>
>Thanks,
>Troubled User.....
>
>_____________________________________
>REPLY:
>Dear Troubled User:
>
>This is a very common problem that men
>complain about.
>
>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
>just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
>and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible
>to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to
>uninstall, or purge the program files X-Hotmail-From: from the system once
>installed.
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0
>manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep
>Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
>background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
>will return to normal anyway.
>
>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance .
>Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 ,
>Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
>
>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the
>only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
>software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
>WARNING!!!
>DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 .
>This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
>damage to the operating system!
>
>Best of luck,
>
>Tech Support
>

Rottielover
November 24th, 2006, 09:19 AM
LOL, that was too funny

erykah1310
November 24th, 2006, 09:45 AM
LOL, that was good!:D

Prin
November 24th, 2006, 12:56 PM
hee hee, good one.:D

rainbow
November 25th, 2006, 05:36 PM
Loved it. :highfive: I copied and forwarded it to everyone I know so they could share the laugh too. :D