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The truth about dogs

November 2nd, 2006, 09:32 PM
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

November 2nd, 2006, 11:06 PM
sorry was this a redundent post that I didn't see before???

November 2nd, 2006, 11:26 PM
I think I've seen them before, but I'm not sure if it was here or not. :shrug:

I thought this was a rule:
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.