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Letter to the furbabies (funny!)

October 17th, 2006, 06:18 AM
I got this at my first day of puppy class. Thought it was SO CUTE (and true!) and needed to share...:D

Dear Dog and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. PLease note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry for this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats CAN actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out one end and having tongues hanging out the other end is nothing more than sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or manage to get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss m e, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like To Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here; you don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That is why they call it "fur" niture.)

3. I like my pets better than a lot of people.

4. To you, it is an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids...they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college!

October 17th, 2006, 08:18 AM
lol, i LOVE it! so true!

Golden Girls
October 17th, 2006, 09:34 AM
I 2nd that, very cute :)

October 17th, 2006, 12:36 PM
I've seen it before but I still smile every time I read it becuase it is so true. Thanks for sharing. :D