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Condom Packaging - joke

rainbow
August 11th, 2006, 05:20 PM
Condom Packaging


Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, and 12:


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To
which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there only 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys; ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday; and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday; TWO for Saturday; and TWO for Sunday."

WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men: ONE for January; ONE for February; ONE for March....etc.

Golden Girls
August 11th, 2006, 05:55 PM
Good one :)

technodoll
August 11th, 2006, 06:52 PM
he he! :evil:

LM1313
August 11th, 2006, 07:22 PM
*cracks up*

glasslass
August 11th, 2006, 10:43 PM
And for marketing purposes, they only come in two sizes marked Xtra Large and Huge!:evil: