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i can't pick a favorite one today - joke

technodoll
August 11th, 2006, 10:19 AM
so here are my Top 10 :D

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

A cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

The things that come to those who wait are the things left by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

I like my women how I like my coffee, hot, strong and on the kitchen table.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

A picture is worth 500 to 1500 words depending on how good looking you are.

:crazy:

rainbow
August 11th, 2006, 11:48 AM
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

That's my fave. :crazy:


The things that come to those who wait are the things left by those who got there first.

That's my second. :D

Golden Girls
August 11th, 2006, 12:53 PM
50-50-90 rule :p

If you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass themYa me :o