The Hoffinator vs The Mattinator

The Hoffinator :crazy: vs The Mattinator :cloud9:


I decided to start a new post so Matthew and the Hoff can stay out of the thread-jack thread.

Did anyone watch America's Got Talent last night. I think that fruitcake at the end (Lucifer? Ludicrous? or something like that) should team up with the Hoff. I'm sure they'd put on a good performance. ;)

We all know the Mattinator has the Hoffinator beat. This thread would be better balanced if it was Thomas Magnum against Michael Knight.

I saw it!!!! That was Hoff's choice, Leonid.. what a creepy guy. But then he finally creeped out the Hoff at the end, so the Hoff x-ed him, and he was out. The website has a Hoff-blog!!!

Now, JM, I think I've heard enough of this "matt's better than the godly hoff" thing, me thinks thou doth protest too much.. :p

I saw it!!!! That was Hoff's choice, Leonid.. what a creepy guy.

I think he suits Ludicrous better. I know the Hoff x'd him but deep down you could tell that he was secretly wanting to get up on stage with him.

well, Regis did, which was something!!!!

Yeah, I seen that. Good ole Regis. :D

For those of you that missed the guy that the Hoff should team up with, check this out:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT6W_h3JRZo

i thought last night's show was a bit rude. WHy bother bringing someone back if you're just going to be mean to them? Like that girl Jessica sanchez(i think that was her name), Brandy picked her then she stood there and said "sorry you STILL suck"(well not an exact quote)

and this isn't the off topic thread........darn it!:offtopic:

yeah so my vote goes to Mattinator! :love: :love: :love:
I'm not really interested to know any actors but this guy apparently lives in a trailer and tours and camps around the country. How cool is that??

I felt sorry for the Quick Change couple. I think they're really good but they sure got flamed by Piers.

Sorry, that was a little :offtopic:

SCORE: Mattinator: 2 Hoffinator: 1

I think Quick Change is really cool! I just don't think this is the competition for them.

:offtopic: again...

Why? They've definitely got talent.

Yes, I agree, but think about the people who are calling in... are they calling in because some talented peple can perform magic (which is what quick change is)? or is it because there are some hot guys or girls who can sing or dance?

But I should add that I think Piers was unnescesarily rude to them last night.

And for those who missed it last week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pAGhRiDDMc&mode=related&search=

But I should add that I think Piers was unnescesarily rude to them last night.

it just seems to me that every talent show HAS to have that one rude British man. So You Think You Can Dance has a brit so does American Idol, and so does this show. They do it for TV i'm sure.



Another vote for Matthew Mattinator, just because :thumbs up

Mattinator 3, Hoffinator 1 :D

ok the mattinator is obnoxious, irritating and what's next, toilet-paper with his annoying face printed on the squares?? :mad: the hoffinator is just plain dumb, a beer short of a six pack, but provides good entertainment value. i mean come on: naked guy with puppies on his crotch! :D

so i vote for the hoffinator :crazy:

I'm going to ignore the insults, but good vote TD!!

But I think I'm missing something on this Matt being obnoxious thing.. what'd he do?

But I think I'm missing something on this Matt being obnoxious thing.. what'd he do?

ummm i meant obnoxious in that he's everywhere, all the time, he seems to love it and he smiles too much in a fake way that i find irritating.. i dunno... just something about him that rubs me the wrong way (NO PUN allowed! LOL) Him and tom cruise... in the same basket :shrug:

Ahh ok, I won't question it anymore, I need all the hoff votes I can get! (If not for the Hoff, then for the Hoff look a like that will one day join this site!)

I need all the hoff votes I can get! (If not for the Hoff, then for the Hoff look a like that will one day join this site!)

The look-a-like is not allowed to compete. :p Actuallly, IMO, he doesn't even do a good HOFF. :D


ummm i meant obnoxious in that he's everywhere, all the time, he seems to love it and he smiles too much in a fake way that i find irritating..

Awww, no way, he's got a gorgeous smile. :cloud9:

But, I do agree, that Tom Cruise is irritating. :yuck: and he definitely belongs in a "basket". :D

Mattinator: 3 Hoffinator: 2

I've stayed out of the Hoff vs Matt debate so far 'cause I don't find either of them attractive...but if there's a vote...Matt 'cause I saw him on Oprah talking about how he wants kids, but only if he's around to raise them. I give him :thumbs up for that one. (And for tearing up over his dog ;) )

:thumbs up to Skryker :highfive:

Mattinator: 4 Hoffinator: 2

i'll reconsider having kids just for you Matt !!!
but i'll have your kids after i have Colin Farrell's first, because he's my #1


technodoll....you resentment is really hurtful :( don't hate on the Mattinator or i'll bring up your bro's silly swim shorts :cool: hehee

don't hate on the Mattinator or i'll bring up your bro's silly swim shorts hehee

:eek: :cool: :D

i hate those shorts so... i can diss the matt-a-dor all i like, nyaah nyaah nyaaaah! :crazy: by the way my bro's name is... guess what :rolleyes:

Ummm.... Who's the Hoffinator?? :confused:

Well I think you know by now who my vote is for ..... Hoffnot ...... this girl is a Matt girl all the way:D YUMMY(drooling now)

the hoffinator! :D

http://imagebank.ipcmedia.com/imageBank/h/Hoff%20getz.jpg

Oh! Well that makes a little more sense. At first, I thought it was Dustin Hoffman you all were talking about. :D

But, yeah, if I had to choose between them (like that would ever happen! :rolleyes: ), then I'd have to go with Matt. Prettier to look at than the Hassle-man, cute accent and can save little kids from coyote attacks in the park. Besides, every time I look at David, I see "Baywatch", and that can never be a good thing. :yuck:

Mattinator: 7

Hoffinator: 2

:D :D :D :D

so if we said the winner would be the Biggest Joke On TV... the mattinator wins!! i love it, LOL! :D :D :D

No, you're a little confused TD, the Biggest Joke on T.V. is the Hoffinator. :D :crazy: :D

No, you're a little confused TD, the Biggest Joke on T.V. is the Hoffinator.

:frustrated: :frustrated: then why isn't he winning! grumble grumble :frustrated: :frustrated:

The Hoff's not winning cuz he's the biggest joke. :D :D :D

The Hoff's not winning because everyone but TD and I are in DENIAL!!!

Not a chance !!! :p

when i see a nekkid mattinator with puppies on his crotch... i will concede victory :cool:

we want a nekkid Mattinator too!:D

Me wants nekkid Matt, too! With or without the puppies ... I'm not picky ... :pray: :D :dog:

it's the best i could do for ya... no puppies but what's that in his hand? an electric toothbrush? and is that sloppy toothpaste on his mouth? :D (( superdweeb! ))

http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images572921_Matthew_McConaughey1.jpg

Oh, Yummmm :cloud9:

Mattinator: 7
Hoffinator: 2

I'll wipe the sloppy toothpaste off of his mouth. :evil:

ew...
Mattinator blah blah
Hoffinator blah blah
David Duchovny:1 (did you see him on the tonight show?? Jeff Corwin was on with animals, and David asked to hold a lion, and Jeff gave him the antsy one and the lion settled in beside him so sweetly and stayed there the whole interview. :love:

http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images572921_Matthew_McConaughey1.jpg


hmmmm........I guess you missed this one TD

i didn't miss it... i skipped it cuz it made me :yuck: and i was trying to eat dinner!

:frustrated:

hoffinator: still 2! LOL

jiorji voted for the mattinator in another thread. :D

Mattinator: 8
Hoffinator: 2

Whoops, I just noticed I already counted jiorji in this thread. :p

Mattinator: 7

Hoffinator: 2

So far, 80% of the members polled on this forum prefer the Mattinator to the Hoffinator. :D

Whoops, I just noticed I already counted jiorji in this thread. :p

Mattinator: 7

Hoffinator: 2


See you feel the need to cheat, only further proving the Hoff's superiority :p

See you feel the need to cheat, only further proving the Hoff's superiority :p

To correct my statistics, 78% of the members on this board prefer the Mattinator over the Hoffinator.

if the mattinator can "spread them" as well as the HOffinator.... there will be a real contest going on! :crazy:

http://i.idnes.cz/06/022/cl/KOT1109f9_david_1.jpg

OMG that picture just made me nauseous. :yuck:

Check it out- you can almost see into his shorts.:D

eeeny teeeny weeeeny? :p

LOL....yeah, cuz I was going to say I can't see nothing. :D

if the mattinator can "spread them" as well as the HOffinator.... there will be a real contest going on! :crazy:




well, judging from the picture below, the Mattinator doesn't have to spread 'em to prove anything. :D

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y190/guineaPIGgirl/sdfhsdfgh.jpg


and here he is with a puppy ...awwwwwwwwww :love:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y190/guineaPIGgirl/gfhdfj.jpg

am i supposed to see a Package? :D :D

uhh...no...........the PUPPY....the puppy's cute!

i feel a sudden urge to eat a banana :eek:

lol nice, technodoll. Great image to put in my head right before I go to sleep.
http://bestsmileys.com/freak/5.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/fainting/1.gif

http://wherefoodishappy.com/banana3.jpg

lol nice, technodoll. Great image to put in my head right before I go to sleep.
http://bestsmileys.com/freak/5.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/fainting/1.gif


LOL... so was the man co-operative? :D

LOL... so was the man co-operative?

you're talking to prin, right? :D

i had mine with frozen ice-cream and chocolate syrup! :p

OMG I just saw the spreading pictures......I can still vote right,defenetly for Matt! :thumbs up And not because of the naughty pictures :o Why again is this a competition between the two? Matt all the way,without a doubt!

you're talking to prin, right?


Ummm, yeah, I was.....but if you want to give us your outcome, go ahead. ;)


i had mine with frozen ice-cream and chocolate syrup!

Or, was your outcome.....Ooooh, now that sounds yummy. :D

can the mattinator disappear into his own underwear? HHHAH!

i vote another Point for the Hoffinator :D

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/82/hasselhof6ew.gif

I hope not.....but I could. :D

rainbow! gasp!

would you come up for air or would we lose you for good?

:crazy:

LOL....you'll never lose me. :evil:

OMG where do you find these things!? You guys are NUTS.

So here's the final tally:
Johnny Depp: 463
Luke Wilson: 384
Owen Wilson: 347
Heath Ledger: 251
Matt: maybe 20
David Duchovny: 1
Larry King: 0
Hoff:-1
Tom Cruise: -48982479.11

Prin, I don't know where TD and Puppyluv find them either. They must have a the same pics downloaded on their computers. :eek:

You need to start a new thread for your "own list". :p Or, we could include Johnny Depp only, if you've got some good pics. ;)

Oh, no, it's ok. My list is final. It doesn't need to be discussed further.:D

oohhh the Hoff is looking saucy tonight :evil:

has anyone noticed that when he smiles his face doesn't change much?? Plastic surgery anyone??:cool:

facelift, anyone? :D

http://www.visiantis.com/images/ecards/visi/humor/facelift.jpg

Okay ladies now your just creeping me out with the pics:eek: Common with some more juicy pics of Matt, I like a man who dresses on the right:D hee hee hee YYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMYYY:cloud9:

there's this one artist who keeps redoing her face. Yes she's an artist. :rolleyes:
Her artwork is getting a different face for each project and taping her surgery and that's her art piece. We were shown one of her videos in class one time, thankfully we were allowed to leave if we couldn't handle it. :yuck:



hahah the Hoff as a juggler. I bet he had to change underwear after ;)

LOL... so was the man co-operative? :D
The man is gone for a while...:sad:

Okay ladies now your just creeping me out with the pics:eek: Common with some more juicy pics of Matt, I like a man who dresses on the right:D hee hee hee YYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMYYY:cloud9:


i don't know...I prefer my Matt NEKKID :evil:

Okay ladies now your just creeping me out with the pics:eek: Common with some more juicy pics of Matt, I like a man who dresses on the right:D hee hee hee YYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMYYY:cloud9:

Per your request....

Okay ladies now your just creeping me out with the pics:eek: Common with some more juicy pics of Matt, I like a man who dresses on the right:D hee hee hee YYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMYYY:cloud9:
Libby, one does not comment on the way a man hangs in polite company. Oh what the hell am I saying, since when is anyone on here polite, especially in this thread??

Per your request....

what about my request??? :yell: :yell: :yell:

i don't know...I prefer my Matt NEKKID :evil:

Getting there...

(Jiorji, check your pm....)

oh nevermind :D *giggles insanely*

WHAT I'M SHOCKEDI never said anything about the way things hang:eek: I was simply commenting on... what a fine dresser he is..... ya thats it (BUT A MIGHTY FINE DRESSER HE IS YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY Oh and you can keep any picks of Matt coming, nekkid, dressed, partly dressed it all looks yummy too me and the hubby is working tonight

**backs out of the room hoping nobody noticed**:eek:

jiorji- you had better not have gotten a nekkid pic of Matt pm'd to you for private viewing only:mad:

WHAT I'M SHOCKEDI never said anything about the way things hang:eek: I was simply commenting on... what a fine dresser he is..... ya thats it (BUT A MIGHTY FINE DRESSER HE ISYUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY Oh and you can keep any picks of Matt coming, nekkid, dressed, partly dressed it all looks yummy too me and the hubby is working tonight

Check your pm too!

**peeks back in**:D

Getting there...

(Jiorji, check your pm....)


No fair, if jiorji got to see a nekkid matthew, then I want to also. :D

So check your pm! :evil:

I don't have a pm. :sad:

I have nothing to say but good night all, sleep well and pleasant dreams:cloud9:

I don't have a pm. :sad:

Now you do! :D

jesse's mommy and jiorgi....thanks to both of you. :D


Was that the Hoffinator's hand? :eek:

No, it was mine! :D

no that was mine :eek:

Naughty girls :evil: .....you beat me to it again. :D

i must be from another planet! i cannot for the LIFE of me fanthom why anybody would find this matt guy handsome in any way??? he's so ICK! blah! full of himself! why, him & the hoffinator have lots in common LOL :D

hunk factor:

johnny depp 10
jude law 10
jason scott lee 10
ewan mcgregor 9
gary oldman 8
colin farrel 0
hoffinator 0
mattinator -10

and that is the real story! so there :evil:

colin farrell 0 ?!?!?! who came up with that BS?:frustrated:

TD, you and Prin have a thing for Johhny Depp. :D

For us over 50 folks....what about Paul Newman? :cloud9:

ooo I forgot Paul! I :love: Paul. Sexy at every age. Not too many women think about the future.

i love a well-preserved man, LOL! you go, paul! :D

johnny is ageing quite well... must be his kids that do it, LOL! sigh. they're either all married or gay! :frustrated:

In my case, it's the present. The closest I came was the gorgeous blue eyes..... :cloud9:

what about Brad Pitt??he's doin pretty darn well too over 40.
and Mark Walhberg??

ew. :yuck: Next you're gonna say Kevin Costner?:sick:

eewww no way

but Michael Douglas...now there's a finely aged man! lol j/k

I'll bet none of them will look as good as Paul when they're his age. :cloud9:

None of them look as good as Paul at any age. :cloud9: