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Life Cycle

rainbow
August 9th, 2006, 03:12 PM
Life Cycle


I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first.....you know, start out dead and get it out of the way:

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have absolutely no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.

technodoll
August 9th, 2006, 03:18 PM
i just sent this to everyone i know, it's awesome!!! :thumbs up

AliSam
August 9th, 2006, 08:06 PM
That is amazing. I am DEFINITELY sending that one around.

Prin
August 9th, 2006, 08:13 PM
you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.Yeah, that's the ideal, but quite a few of us didn't have such a womb of luxury...:o :(