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Liquor Warning

rainbow
July 21st, 2006, 01:57 PM
LIQUOR WARNING


Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.

Prin
July 21st, 2006, 02:00 PM
Lucky I don't drink then.:D

jawert1
July 21st, 2006, 02:06 PM
LIQUOR WARNING



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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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Or in the case of my ex, it rather looked like someone flogging a dead squid...

Puppyluv
July 21st, 2006, 02:13 PM
Good god, I thought you were about to give some horrible medical reason for me to throw away my sweet sweet vodka. (Note: NOT an alcoholic here, in fact, I rarely drink anymore, but good god, some days just NEED a martini)

LibbyP
July 21st, 2006, 03:12 PM
HA HA HA, HEE HEE HEE Just like Puppyluv said, when I saw the title I got really worried that they (L.B.) was doing a recall, and you know of course I was thinking the worst that my drink of choice would be right at the top of the list:eek: :eek:

chico2
July 21st, 2006, 03:29 PM
Thank's Rainbow,I know a few people I am going to send it to:D

technodoll
July 21st, 2006, 10:06 PM
LMAO! ooooh how trrruuuuueee....

and let's not forget the Famous Slogan...

http://www.hellblazer.com/media/beer_ad.jpg

glasslass
July 21st, 2006, 10:18 PM
I'll drink to that!
http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/10.gif