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George Bush, Not Again...

jesse's mommy
July 18th, 2006, 07:18 PM
Now I don't generally bring up political threads, but this one definitely needs to be mentioned. I'll say this, I'm not crazy about the man, but that's my opinion and I don't care to make this a political debate. With that said, yes this is funny, but come on, you are the "leader of the free world", show some tact. You need to be on your best behavior at all times!!!

http://www.emailthis.clickability.com/et/emailThis?clickMap=viewThis&etMailToID=2020581567

Prin
July 18th, 2006, 07:26 PM
lol that was pretty good.:D I swear a lot, but there definitely is a time and a place for everything.

I love the clips david letterman has on his show usually. They're hilarious.:D

jesse's mommy
July 18th, 2006, 07:30 PM
Don't you love him spitting and food practically falling out of his mouth along with the swearing?

I too drop my share of bombs when I talk, but there are times when you really need to be more aware of your surroundings and this man doesn't seem to have a clue about this concept since he does this stuff all the time!

Prin
July 18th, 2006, 07:32 PM
I liked the wiping his glasses on a stranger's shirt part..

technodoll
July 18th, 2006, 08:33 PM
this man doesn't seem to have a clue about this concept since he does this stuff all the time

you could have stopped at "this man doesn't have a clue" :evil: he is a major threat to world peace, an insult to politics and if you want to know the reason he's such an idiot: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18544 :D

jesse's mommy
July 18th, 2006, 08:38 PM
Does that come in English? I can't read the translation that fast on my tiny laptop screen. :o

Prin
July 18th, 2006, 08:39 PM
Awesome video, technodoll. I think this one is the best one: the president's speechalist:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6737873101935536384

technodoll
July 18th, 2006, 08:43 PM
Does that come in English? I can't read the translation that fast on my tiny laptop screen

not that i know :( too bad, it's one of my favorites these days :crazy:

jesse's mommy
July 18th, 2006, 08:44 PM
Did you ever see Will Ferrell's impression of "W" on Saturday Night Live? They are the best, if you have think strategery.

Prin
July 18th, 2006, 08:48 PM
Here's the main idea, Jesse's Mommy:
The german guy is basically saying that he sits in the "head pit" of W and pulls levers and things to move him around (you see him testing the eye movements and tongue movements). But one day W was in an elementary school and he decided to take a coffee break and an important message came in but he didn't get it until much later, so he didn't pull the levers and things to make Bush react properly. He also goes on to say the people he works with are cool, like the guy who's inside Tony Blair's head.:D

technodoll
July 18th, 2006, 08:53 PM
I think this one is the best one: the president's speechalist:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...73101935536384

oh my gaaaaaaaawd! i am LMAO, that is my new favorite! :D :D :evil:

did you see this one yet?

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Bush-Grope.wmv guess the German chancellor doesn't like him, either... here are some stills of the video: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/lookingpresidential.php

mastifflover
July 18th, 2006, 09:05 PM
Sorry but he is like a comedians dream he has given them more material then they could ever. Every time he opens his mouth he says something stupid.

Stacer
July 18th, 2006, 09:11 PM
I know we have alot of Americans friends here, and I wouldn't want to offend anyone, but holy hell, my cats have more brain power than this dolt. How did he manage to get re elected. It's a good thing he can only serve 2 terms. I watched a couple other Bush videos on the google video site, too funny. I guess one thing can be said for his time as president, it is providing years of clips and soundbites for comedic purposes.

jesse's mommy
July 18th, 2006, 09:16 PM
I know we have alot of Americans friends here, and I wouldn't want to offend anyone, but holy hell, my cats have more brain power than this dolt.

No offense taken here!

I don't want to make too many comments on how I personally feel about him because I don't want to turn this into a political debate, but I really can't stand him. He's turned this country upsidedown. OK, that's enough I'm about to start on my "W" rampage.

technodoll
July 18th, 2006, 09:25 PM
frow the Urban Dictionary... definitions of "dubya" :D :D

A man whose occupation would be assistant manager of a central Texas Taco Bell if it weren't for his family connections.

Hey Dubya, may I have some hot sauce with my taco supreme??


Republican president who believes himself to be the leader of the world. Best known for his poor grasp of the English language and unintentionally funny speeches. Is also strongly religious and believes that he was sent by God (tm), or at least the God of the Christian white male.

Also, a puppet. He is controlled by Dick Cheney and, more recently, Condoleezza Rice.

"Um.... ahh.... Humans and fish can coexist peacefully."


Noun- One who practically destroys the stockmarket, fights illegal wars, or turns America from a prospering country to millions of dollars in debt.

"We have reason to believe that all these countries have nooklalur weapons."

OntarioGreys
July 18th, 2006, 10:18 PM
First thought that came to mind when watching the video is what is his hillbilly name :p

Your Hillbilly Name Is...

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Jim Bob Clementine

Hillbilly Name Generator

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Rick C
July 19th, 2006, 02:47 PM
I know we have alot of Americans friends here, and I wouldn't want to offend anyone, but holy hell, my cats have more brain power than this dolt. How did he manage to get re elected. It's a good thing he can only serve 2 terms. I watched a couple other Bush videos on the google video site, too funny. I guess one thing can be said for his time as president, it is providing years of clips and soundbites for comedic purposes.

In your opinion . . . . .

I supported the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq at the time and continue to do so today . . . . . however, I never would have voted for GW Bush in either election in the first place if I had the opportunity, primarily because I disagree with his economic and social policies. I like to see America projecting its power and pushing democracy globally though.

I'd also add that certain people may not have ideas you or I might agree with, but that doesn't necessarily point to any lack of intelligence . . . . . it just means their life to this point has had different influences than mine, causing different conclusions than my own when presented with the same facts. That is where debate comes from.

I'll give you an example . . . . . there are certainly left-wing oriented people on this board whom I might consider illiterate dolts if I applied the same standard of judgement to them as many happily apply to GW Bush.

I love semantic debates. :sorry:

Rick C
www.goldentales.ca

Prin
July 19th, 2006, 02:58 PM
Umm... I don't think she was referring to his policies at all, as much as his manner of speaking (or fumbling over his words). I think this was really a superficial thread, Rick. He could be left or right, but still be looking like a moron up there on the stage.

LianneCatherine
July 19th, 2006, 03:28 PM
Very funny responses! I saw that "groping" video this morning...that man has no sense of social grace whatsoever. Or maybe I could stop after "that man has no sense" and leave it at that! :evil:

I don't think you all are going to offend us Americans...we're not all idiots voting for GW. He stole the first election, and I swear cheated on the second. I want to believe he cheated because otherwise this country should really start employing Survival of the Fittest techniques, such as removing the warning tags on hair dryers and pillowcases.

Have you all seen the statistics on IQ level correlated with the red and blue states voting outcome? The lowest IQs were in the red states that voted for Bush. What a shock! :eek:

hahahahaha....don't even get me started.

jjgeonerd
July 19th, 2006, 04:24 PM
Do a google search on "failure".

Apparently someone at google doesn't like GW either! http://bestsmileys.com/lol/12.gif

technodoll
July 19th, 2006, 04:27 PM
...try the same with "moron".... :crazy:

K9Friend
July 19th, 2006, 05:08 PM
Not an idiot?? :rolleyes: - read this commentary - says exactly how I feel about GWB? He doesn't come across as too bright. :eek:

http://www.theyoungturks.com/story/2006/7/18/141321/001

Rick C
July 19th, 2006, 05:08 PM
Umm... I don't think she was referring to his policies at all, as much as his manner of speaking (or fumbling over his words). I think this was really a superficial thread, Rick. He could be left or right, but still be looking like a moron up there on the stage.

Well then, in the superficial spirit of the thread, you'll probably find this opinion piece in the LA Times today somewhat amusing, titled: Jonathan Chait: Is Bush Still Too Dumb to Be President? You can't run a country on horse sense.

http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/opinion/la-oe-chait16jul16,0,2271073.column?coll=la-home-travel

Rick C
www.goldentales.ca

Stacer
July 19th, 2006, 05:28 PM
[QUOTE=Rick C]In your opinion . . . . .

I supported the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq at the time and continue to do so today . . . . . however, I never would have voted for GW Bush in either election in the first place if I had the opportunity, primarily because I disagree with his economic and social policies. I like to see America projecting its power and pushing democracy globally though.

I'd also add that certain people may not have ideas you or I might agree with, but that doesn't necessarily point to any lack of intelligence . . . . . it just means their life to this point has had different influences than mine, causing different conclusions than my own when presented with the same facts. That is where debate comes from.

I'll give you an example . . . . . there are certainly left-wing oriented people on this board whom I might consider illiterate dolts if I applied the same standard of judgement to them as many happily apply to GW Bush.

I love semantic debates. :sorry:
Yes, like Prin said, I was definitely NOT referring to his policies when I made my "dolt" comment (although he is vetoing stem cell research as we speak), purely superficial based on his complete lack of social grace, proper grammar, and all round inability to string a sentence together:D

Rick C
July 20th, 2006, 09:44 AM
[QUOTE]
Yes, like Prin said, I was definitely NOT referring to his policies when I made my "dolt" comment (although he is vetoing stem cell research as we speak), purely superficial based on his complete lack of social grace, proper grammar, and all round inability to string a sentence together:D

Don't get me wrong . . . . . I find the whole thing kind of humourous and I'm just sticking a needle in with a bit of a smile on my face.

I'm just pointing out the general irony of the left wing (not you specifically), the self-described champion of the downtrodden and the helpless, persistently mocking someone for the way they talk.

Have you all seen the statistics on IQ level correlated with the red and blue states voting outcome? The lowest IQs were in the red states that voted for Bush. What a shock!

Interestingly, in Canada, the focal point of right wing politics is Calgary which has the highest per capita university and post-secondary graduates in its population in the country and the highest library usage per capita as well. . . . . in other words, the best educated and most well read population votes overwhelmingly right wing.

I think GW Bush though, has a certain staple reliance on the religious vote . . . . and that would be a non-starter for me right off the hop. The separation of church and state is paramount in any country I want to live in. I'm not an atheist but I'm not a fan of organized religion.

Rick C
www.goldentales.ca

jjgeonerd
July 20th, 2006, 12:28 PM
Have you all seen the statistics on IQ level correlated with the red and blue states voting outcome? The lowest IQs were in the red states that voted for Bush. What a shock! :eek:



Ah...another myth that is busted. ;)

http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/stateiq.asp

I'm not a GW fan, so as much as I would love for that to be true, it isn't. Although it would be an interesting sociology experiment for a grad. student. In the US, the large cities with a higher percentage of college degrees (Seattle, San Francisco, LA, Chicago, Boston, New York, etc) tend to be liberal. However, places like Atlanta, Dallas, Houston, etc have plenty of smart people and they tend to vote conservative. Anyway...it would be a cool experiment.

Prin
July 20th, 2006, 02:08 PM
I'm just pointing out the general irony of the left wing (not you specifically), the self-described champion of the downtrodden and the helpless, persistently mocking someone for the way they talk.
When somebody has access to all the money in the world and all the help in the world, there is no reason for speech impediments or lack of education. Where are the speech coaches? Where are the etiquette and decorum coaches?

I think the left doesn't pity this guy because he has everything at his disposal and does nothing productive with it (for himself, I mean).

Stacer
July 20th, 2006, 05:08 PM
I'm just pointing out the general irony of the left wing (not you specifically), the self-described champion of the downtrodden and the helpless, persistently mocking someone for the way they talk.


Hey, I would mock anyone in a position like his, left or right, if every time they opened their mouth they sounded as though they hadn't been properly edumacated.:D The southern accent is charming, it's the words coming out that are not.

Puppyluv
July 20th, 2006, 06:17 PM
Interestingly, in Canada, the focal point of right wing politics is Calgary which has the highest per capita university and post-secondary graduates in its population in the country and the highest library usage per capita as well. . . . . in other words, the best educated and most well read population votes overwhelmingly right wing.

www.goldentales.ca

It will be interesting to see how this changes or if it changes, as Calgary's population and demographics continue to change due to extensive migration.
I do have to disagree a little bit though. Having lived for 18 of my years in Calgary, and spending the last 5 of those involved in political campaigns, I have noticed that the wealthiest and most educated neighbourhoods in Calgary DO NOT lean right. It is the lower middle and middle middle classes that vote right. Mount Royal, Scarboro, Garrison Woods, Pump Hill, Signal Hill, etc etc are much more leftist than their poorer counterparts.

jesse's mommy
July 20th, 2006, 06:58 PM
I thought I would lighten this up again. Here are some links to Will Ferrell as Bush. Too funny!!! I absolutely love the father/son hunting trip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d975fEi90Ns&search=Will%20ferrell%20Axis%20of%20Evil%20george% 20bush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1wogkDmLlQ&search=Will%20ferrell%20Axis%20of%20Evil%20george% 20bush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdaIaDgf5Xk&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2a573bpcLM&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqrI3IibYI

rainbow
July 21st, 2006, 02:47 PM
Jesse's Mommy, those are absolutely hilarious.....LMAO !!!

The only good thing about Dubya, IMO, is the comic relief he provides. :D

technodoll
July 23rd, 2006, 05:19 PM
and how about them smart dogs, eh? :D

http://www.bartcop.com/good-dog.jpg

LM1313
July 26th, 2006, 07:12 PM
ROTFL at the picture! :D

The man is a moron . . . True quote from when he was in Wales in 2001:

DUBYA: So, what state is Wales in?

(CHARLOTTE) CHURCH: It's a separate country next to England.

DUBYA: Oh, okay.

OMG. Just . . . OMG. :eek:

I think his election was the result of a conspiracy by comedians. *nods sagely*

Puppyluv
July 27th, 2006, 07:30 AM
One of the greates Dubya site ever: http://www.dubyaspeak.com/

I love how he alwyas refers to different parts of the US as "That part of the world" (see the "Dubya the Geographer" section)

jjgeonerd
July 27th, 2006, 02:36 PM
One of the greates Dubya site ever: http://www.dubyaspeak.com/

I love how he alwyas refers to different parts of the US as "That part of the world" (see the "Dubya the Geographer" section)

:D That site is great!

jesse's mommy
July 31st, 2006, 10:22 PM
And another:

George Bush on Gynecologists:

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2649834

rainbow
August 1st, 2006, 11:49 AM
and how about them smart dogs, eh? :D

http://www.bartcop.com/good-dog.jpg

That is soooo funny. I love it. :D

rainbow
August 1st, 2006, 11:51 AM
Puppyluv and Jesse's Mommy....great sites. :thumbs up I don't think there's ever been a president anywhere that's been more of a moron. :D