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Human Humour

Golden Girls
July 14th, 2006, 12:42 PM
A very unattractive, mean acting woman walks into Wal Mart with her two kids. After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she says to the Wal Mart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!" Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and goes and picks out a cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says.

"If you'd get out of my way, maybe I could find out!" snaps the woman.

"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the twins have a nice day."

The woman snarls, "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike.

The greeter smiles, "No they don't Ma'am. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

July 14th, 2006, 12:49 PM
lol :D I wonder what happened to that greeter.:p

July 14th, 2006, 02:08 PM
mmmmmooooahahahahhahaa! totally worth losing a job over! :evil:

July 16th, 2006, 06:20 PM
LOL... I just got this in an email the other day.