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Light bulbs

technodoll
June 15th, 2006, 02:14 PM
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes three bulbs.

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Pampers don't come in a size that small.

How many beer makers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner.

How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?
Eno.

How many pimps does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the bulb, and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven, one to screw it in and six to design the T-shirts.

How many AOL users does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in the light bulb, and one to watch him to make sure he doesn't say 'nipple'.

How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget.

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
Six.
Why?
IT JUST DOES, OKAY??!!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.

How many IRS agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it really gets screwed.

mafiaprincess
June 15th, 2006, 02:21 PM
LMAO cute, very cute.

catsnatcher-CDN
June 15th, 2006, 02:57 PM
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. He's just gonna wait until she's sick of waiting for it to occur to him to change it and she's gonna just change it herself! AGAIN! :mad: