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Completely useless information

January 1st, 2004, 07:35 PM
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur

Cat's urine glows under a black light

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

A whale's penis is called a dork

and one funny non animal related one

Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33

January 1st, 2004, 07:48 PM
What sicko times a pig's orgasm!? :eek: And how can they actually tell. Does the pig want a cigarette afterwards?

January 1st, 2004, 08:33 PM
Lucky pig...LMAO.Sorry.Couldn't resist.....Did you know that their lttle you know what is shaped like a cork screw?...My sister had pigs.LOL:D

January 1st, 2004, 09:18 PM
OH really did I say you wanna hear more?

Alrightie then:

A snail can sleep for 3 years

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

Only humans and horses have hymens (OMG) :eek: :eek:

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes

January 1st, 2004, 09:30 PM
I'll stop playing soon but this one's for Mona

Lucky Rescue
January 1st, 2004, 10:57 PM
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night

Major arachnophobe here!! I find that more startling that the porcine orgasms.:eek: :eek: :eek:

January 1st, 2004, 11:01 PM

Luba,you are to darn funny.God it feels so good to laugh on this site.And to have a bit of fun.:D

January 1st, 2004, 11:51 PM
Well thank ya!

I guess that means you want an encore (bowing first) I am so privi to do this for ya'll folks ;)

Here ya go:

Did you know?...A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why

For L.R
More people fear spiders more than they do death

Some lions mate over 50 times a day :eek:

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate

last but not least (some of u may have seen this b4)

The heaviest domestic cat is a tabby called 'Himmy' who weighed 21.3kg (46lb 15oz) at his death in 1984

January 2nd, 2004, 11:04 AM
Ahhhhhh to be a lion.LOL...I am so bad.Hehehehe....Now you guys know the real me.LOL.

But I do wonder were they get all this info.They must have to do alot of research.:D

January 2nd, 2004, 12:11 PM
Ahh but what about the girl lions? :D :p

I don't know how strong this dog's tongue is :) but here's a boxer with a 17" tongue:

There's a whole bunch more pics on the "tungdog" link. Some really wild ones!!

January 2nd, 2004, 08:43 PM
Thats a funny dog man!

What a tongue, it could lap up it's entire water dish with one swoosh!