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Sad news...

May 4th, 2006, 07:00 PM
Sad news....

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

May 4th, 2006, 07:16 PM
OMG that is tragic - :D poor little dough boy - was he really 71. :D :D

May 4th, 2006, 07:47 PM
hee hee kneaded...:D

May 4th, 2006, 07:49 PM
LOL... I got it as an email, and i thought it was cute!:D

May 4th, 2006, 09:43 PM
It is cute but when I first read it it was on the eagle forum. Some moron had posted it there as a reply to the news that the first egg didn't survive. Needless to say, it didn't go over too well there.

May 5th, 2006, 02:17 AM
That's just wrong, so wrong!