rainbow
May 3rd, 2006, 06:19 PM
The Most Functional Word :D
The most functional English word is, well, it's *****......that's right, *****.
***** may just be the most functional word in the English language......
You can get *****-faced, be ***** out of luck, or have ***** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your ***** together, find a place for your *****, or be asked to ***** or get off the pot.
You can smoke *****, buy *****, sell *****, lose *****, find *****, forget *****, and tell others to eat *****.
Some people know their *****, while others can't tell the difference between ***** and Shineola.
There are lucky *****s, dumb *****s, crazy *****s.
There is bull *****, horse ***** and chicken *****.
You can throw *****, sling *****, catch *****, shoot the *****, or duck when the ***** hits the fan.
You can give a ***** or serve ***** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ***** or be happier than a pig in *****.
Some days are colder than *****, some days are hotter than *****, and some days are just plain *****ty.
Some music sounds like *****, things can look like *****, and there are times when you feel like *****.
You can have too much *****, not enough *****, the right *****, the wrong ***** or a lot of weird *****.
You can carry *****, have a mountain of *****, or find
yourself up *****'s creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to *****, while other times you fall in a bucket of ***** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your *****, you don't need to know anything else !!!
Well *****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a ***** and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of ***** to deal with.
But if you happened to catch a load of ***** from some ***** head well...........***** HAPPENS !!!
The most functional English word is, well, it's *****......that's right, *****.
***** may just be the most functional word in the English language......
You can get *****-faced, be ***** out of luck, or have ***** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your ***** together, find a place for your *****, or be asked to ***** or get off the pot.
You can smoke *****, buy *****, sell *****, lose *****, find *****, forget *****, and tell others to eat *****.
Some people know their *****, while others can't tell the difference between ***** and Shineola.
There are lucky *****s, dumb *****s, crazy *****s.
There is bull *****, horse ***** and chicken *****.
You can throw *****, sling *****, catch *****, shoot the *****, or duck when the ***** hits the fan.
You can give a ***** or serve ***** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ***** or be happier than a pig in *****.
Some days are colder than *****, some days are hotter than *****, and some days are just plain *****ty.
Some music sounds like *****, things can look like *****, and there are times when you feel like *****.
You can have too much *****, not enough *****, the right *****, the wrong ***** or a lot of weird *****.
You can carry *****, have a mountain of *****, or find
yourself up *****'s creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to *****, while other times you fall in a bucket of ***** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your *****, you don't need to know anything else !!!
Well *****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a ***** and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of ***** to deal with.
But if you happened to catch a load of ***** from some ***** head well...........***** HAPPENS !!!