I kicked my sister because that's how I roll!

Funny phrases.... :D

Pick the month u were born

January--i kicked
Febuary--i loved
March--i played with
April--i did the macarena with
May--i danced with
June--i smiled at
July--i had sex with
August--I slapped
September--i choked on
October--I tripped over
November--i yelled at
December--I kissed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------chuck norris
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------a paper clip
12-------a banana
13-------A homeless guy
14-------a merman
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------my cell phone
31-------An iPod

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------Because i cant control myself

Now, put the phrases together to create a sentance and post it in the subject line... :D

CRAZY!!:crazy:

LOL

I tripped over a permanent marker because I'm NOT homosexual and I was high.

(I have 2 shirts on)

I smiled at a ninja because that's how I roll... I'm glad I didn't overestimate my powers and boot him or anything.:D

I kicked a ganster because the voices told me to!

I played with a mexican because I was drunk.:crazy:

Geez, happycats, I wonder if it was the same mexican as you?:eek:

meb999, better hope that gangster believes in meds, LOL!

:crazy:

meb999, better hope that gangster believes in meds, LOL!

:crazy:

LOL!!! I hope the voices also told me to run away...quickly....

I choked on a fork because im sexy and i do what i want

I played with a mexican because I was drunk.:crazy:

Geez, happycats, I wonder if it was the same mexican as you?:eek:

I think we drink to much!!:crazy: But I think the mexican is having fun!!

I did the macarena with a cd because im sexy and i do what i want.

I can't remember the last time I did the macarena...maybe a margarita is in order to get me in a dancing mood..

I danced with a noodle because I was drunk!
:thumbs up

I tripped over a homeless guy because i was high and the voices told me to!

:crazy:

I tripped over a pickle because I hate myself.

I yelled at my dog because I hate my family


Mine is not very nice!!!!!

I played with a phone because someone offered me a 1,000,000 dollars.

I played with a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want :eek:

I played with a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want :eek:
LOL the mexican is very busy!!:D

I kissed a paper clip because I'm sexy and I do what I want

I danced with my best friends boyfriend Because i was high.

really I am not like that :eek:

I Loved A Merman, Because I Hate Myself.;), Joey.E.CockersMommy, that's too funny

I tripped over a ninja because I was high, because I was high, because I was high. :crazy:

:o For an abstainer (sp), that's not a good one!

(Although I once had a woodsy encounter with a friend because we were drunk-I'm sure that doesn't count. He wasn't my neighbour. :crazy: )

I think I need to change my shirt. :D

I choked on a CD because I was high.

I think I need to change my shirt. :D

Why? Did that nasty girl's boyfriend do something we should beat him up for ?(which I am willing to do except that I drunkenly I tripped over my cell phone otherwise I'd be right over...)

Why don't I ever get the dancing a mad tango with a line up of incredibly handsome men cause I'm too sexy for my shirt kinda funny phrases....!?!

Stop the presses !! I'm not a drunken-cell-phone-tripper-over!! I've just checked my birth certificate for the first time ever... I was actually born on February 8th - no really. I'm also about to give you TMI : it matches "because I can't control myself" !:crazy: :eek:

I yelled at a CD because I'm high and I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Where on earth did this come from?????

I choked on a merman because the voices told me to.

:D Very silly!

Lol! mine is just lame... I kissed an ipod because i was drunk!

I kicked a paperclip:confused: because I was high:p

I played with a goat because I was high. What a flash back:D

I played with a fireman because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

I hope they pay up.

I tripped over myself because the voices told me to.

I did the macarena with a fireman because I'm sexy and i do what I want.

Now that one makes complete sense and holds alot of truth.;)

I kissed a baseball bat because I hate myself.


Not all green shirts are that bad.

Joey's Mom - seems we both danced with someone's boyfriend because we were high - so we must both have a birthday on May 9 and like to wear white shirts (but maybe not so much anymore):D Have a great Birthday - just found this today.