technodoll
April 13th, 2006, 07:19 PM
(On the front) 60 is not old
(On the back) If you’re a tree
I’m still hot… it just comes in flashes.
At my age, “Getting Lucky” means finding my car in the parking lot.
I’m not 50. I’m $49.95 plus tax.
Physically PFFFFFT!
Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
It’s my cat’s world. I’m just here to open cans.
Keep staring… I may do a trick.
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
Dangerously under-medicated.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Every time I hear the dirty word “Exercise,” I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
In God we trust. All others we polygraph.
(On the back) If you’re a tree
I’m still hot… it just comes in flashes.
At my age, “Getting Lucky” means finding my car in the parking lot.
I’m not 50. I’m $49.95 plus tax.
Physically PFFFFFT!
Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
It’s my cat’s world. I’m just here to open cans.
Keep staring… I may do a trick.
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
Dangerously under-medicated.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Every time I hear the dirty word “Exercise,” I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
In God we trust. All others we polygraph.