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what is 100%

angie79
March 30th, 2006, 10:58 AM
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:



What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and



K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,



B-U-L-L-*-*-*-*

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and A** kissing that will put you over the top!

CyberKitten
March 30th, 2006, 01:57 PM
I hate to be a contrarian but while this is sort of cute, hard work is what helped me achieve my goals. I did have to network to some degree but I am not really all that good at the other thing you mention. I just be myself - polite, kind, sincere and honest - and hope that works. If people do not like me for whatever reason, well there is not much I can do - I won't change who I am just to make an impression.

Sorry - I am the serious type, :)

Writing4Fun
March 30th, 2006, 02:08 PM
*whispering* Um, CK? It was a joke. ;)

jesse's mommy
March 30th, 2006, 05:29 PM
I personally think it funny. What's the point in going through life if you can't make fun of it? Sometimes we have so much going on in our lives that we forgot to stop and do this. :D

Prin
March 30th, 2006, 06:16 PM
Aww... my name only comes to 99%... :sad: