quote of the day :-)

"If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel,
then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're
trained for that."

from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

I like Shamrock's quote :D :
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around