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some thoughts for the new year

technodoll
January 12th, 2006, 10:33 AM
1. Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.

2. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, Night.

3. On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers.

4. I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn't Familiar Territory.

5. 42.7 Percent Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.

6. 99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name.

7. I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.

8. Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.

9. Remember, Half The People You Know Are Below Average.

10. He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest.

11. Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.

12. The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.

13. I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.

14. Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.

15. Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7 Of Your Week.

16. A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory.

17. Change Is Inevitable, Except From Vending Machines.

18. Get A New Car For Your Spouse. It'll Be A Great Trade!

19. Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.

20. Always Try To Be Modest, And Be Proud Of It!

21. If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments.

22. How Many Of You Believe In Psycho- Kinesis? Raise My Hand.

23 . Ok, So What's The Speed Of Dark?

24. How Do You Tell When You're Out Of Invisible Ink?

25. If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously Overlooked Something.

26. When Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane.

27. Hard Work Pays Off In The Future. Laziness Pays Off Now.

28. Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Do Not Have Film.

29. If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

30. How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges?

31. Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Do Not Get Sucked Into Jet Engines.

32. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

33. I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out.

34. I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder.

35. Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name?

36. Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering What Happened.

37. Just Remember - If The World Did Not Suck, We Would All Fall Off.

38. Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Which Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

Prin
January 12th, 2006, 10:58 AM
I was all these are clever. But then it got sad.
Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.
That's me?! (I always complain I have no culture, but then I'm in biology, so ya, that's me...:sad: )

Jazz&Cricket
January 12th, 2006, 11:00 AM
That is TOO funny :crazy:

melanie
January 12th, 2006, 02:28 PM
um i dont know if you have seen the aussie dramas of late in the antarctic, but i suggest

save the whales, ram and sink the japanese ships, babahahahahahahahah

(aussie protestors are raming japanese whaling ships in our waters, with big spikes that rip a huge hole in the hull, sheer hilarity if you ask me:D were all pretty proud right now):highfive:

jiorji
January 12th, 2006, 03:43 PM
LOL those are amazing!!

I'm a huge fan of witty bumper stickers and if I still had my car and/or there was space on it for more stickers I'd add some of these haha

My car has a lot of bumper stickers on the back and with all the rust, my dad says that the stickers are what keeps it from falling appart, so more stickers would work wonders!:D

" Hard Work Pays Off In The Future. Laziness Pays Off Now."
I'm not lazy! I like to think of myself as a calm person who doesn't rush to get things done. They'll still be there tomorrow. What's the rush??!?!