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From a dog to God

December 14th, 2005, 10:51 AM
From a dog to God

Dear God - why do humans smell the flowers but not each other?

Dear God - when I get to heaven can I sit on the sofa or is it the same old story?

Dear God - if a dog barks his head off in a forest and no human hears him is he still a bad dog?

Dear God - why are there cars named after the jaguar and the mustang and not one named after a dog? How often do you see a jaguar driving around in a car with it's head hanging out of the window? We love cars.

Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember in order that I can be a good dog.

I will not eat the cats food before they do, or after they have thrown up.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, or hedgehogs etc. just because I like the way they smell.

The sofa is not a face cloth. Nor are mum and dads laps.

The rubbish collector is not stealing our stuff.

My head does not belong inside the 'fridge.

I will not play tug of war with dads underwear when he is on the toilet.

Sticking my nose into someones crotch is an unacceptable way to say hello.

I don't need to suddenly stand up straight when I'm under the coffee table.

I must remember to shake the rainwater off my fur before going inside the house.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

I will not sit in the middle of the living room licking my crotch when we have visitors.

The cat is not a squeaky toy. When I play with her and she makes that noise it's usually not a good thing.

Thank you for listening to me God

December 14th, 2005, 10:54 AM
So cute I think I'm going to frame it.

December 14th, 2005, 11:14 AM
very cute:)