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Out of the mouths of babes....

August 17th, 2005, 10:23 AM
Got this emailed to me and thought it was funny. Hope you enjoy it too!

>1. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
>2. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
>3. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
>4. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
>5. A dolphin breathes through an a$$hole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
>6. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
>(Millie age 6)
>7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
>8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
>9. I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to say. (Amy age 6)
>10. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
>(Christopher age 7)
>11. My Mom has fishnets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5)
>12. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

August 17th, 2005, 10:31 AM
ha ha ha, those are great. Kevin, m' boy, that's called Shrinkage. :crazy:

August 18th, 2005, 07:21 AM
My absolute favourite:

Said right at the high point of Catholic mass, when the church is completely silent:

"Mommy, I POOED!" (my 2 year old son).

You could hear the laughing all the way through the church. I wanted to die.

August 18th, 2005, 08:26 AM
My middle son was always very outspoken at I guess around two,in a crowded bus(no car in those days!)hanging on to my neck,my arms busy holding on to a pole and him.He slips his little hand in to my shirt and goes loudly:Mom your boobs are sooo soft!
Another one also in a bus: Mom,there is a chocolate-man!!
Thank's Kandy,those jokes brought back memories from a looong time ago.

August 19th, 2005, 12:55 PM
Robbie's babysitter is west indian, and he keeps trying to rub her skin. Good thing she's a doll who just laughs over it.

Holy thunderstorm, gotta log off.