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For sale

Dogastrophe

July 28th, 2005, 12:43 PM

Little bit of three beer lunch Thursday afternoon humour:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married
last month.
Wife knows everything.

:crazy:

Lizzie

July 28th, 2005, 03:51 PM

Very funny!! :D

Prin

August 6th, 2005, 02:40 AM

Funny 'cause it's true. :D

Writing4Fun

August 6th, 2005, 08:32 AM

How about this one?

"Free!
Beautiful 6 moth-old kitten, playful, friendly, very affectionate OR... Handsome 32-year-old husband - personable, funny, good job, but hates cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Come see both and decide which you'd like."

Ahhh...but are they neutered?? :p