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from the mouths of 2nd graders....lol!!

twinmommy
June 28th, 2005, 01:34 PM
Answers given by 2nd-grade school children to the following
> questions.
>
>
>
> Why did God make mothers?
>
> 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
> 2. Mostly to clean the house.
> 3. To help us out of there when we were getting
> born.
>
> How did God make mothers?
>
> 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
> 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
> 3. God made my Mom just the same as he made me. He
> just used bigger parts.
>
>
>
> What ingredients are mothers made of?
>
> 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
> everything nice in
> the world and one dab of mean.
>
> 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they
> mostly use
> string, I think.
>
>
>
> Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
>
> 1. Because we're related.
> 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
> people's mom's like me.
>
> What kind of little girl was your mom?
>
> 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
> 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess
> would be pretty bossy.
> 3. They say she used to be nice.
>
>
> What did mom need to know about dad before she
> married him?
>
> 1. His last name.
> 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a
> crook? Does he get drunk on
> beer?
> 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO
> to drugs and YES to
> chores?
>
> Why did your Mom marry your dad?
>
> 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And
> my Mom eats a lot.
> 2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
> 3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking
> cap on.
>
>
> Who's the boss at your house?
>
> 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to
> because dad's such a goof
> ball.
>
> 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the
> stuff under the bed.
> 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot
> more to do than dad.
>
> What's the difference between moms and dads?
>
> 1. Moms work at work and work at home, & dads just go
> to work at work.
> 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring
> them.
> 3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all
> the real power 'cause
> that's who you've got to ask if you want to sleep over
> at your friend's. Moms
> have magic - they make you feel better without
> medicine.
>
>
>
> What does your Mom do in her spare time?
>
> 1. Mothers don't do spare time.
> 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
>
>
>
> What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
>
> 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I
> think some kind of
> plastic surgery.
> 2. Dye her hair - maybe blue.
>
>
>
> If you could change one thing about your Mom, what
> would it be?
>
> 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room
> clean. I'd get rid of
> that.
> 2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it
> was my sister who did it
> and not me.
> 3. I would like her to get rid of those invisible
> eyes at her back of her
> head.
>

kandy
June 28th, 2005, 01:59 PM
LMAO!!! These are great! Thanks for sharing! :p

lilith_rizel
June 28th, 2005, 02:00 PM
ROFLOL! That was great. That is a must send to my friends and family. Sure they will all get a kick out of it. LOL. Thanks, really made my day......