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Man if the house!

June 21st, 2005, 10:26 PM
The husband had just finished the book "Man of the House". He stormed
into the house and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
tasty dessert afterward. Then, after dinner and dessert, you're going to
draw me a bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director." :D :evil:

June 22nd, 2005, 08:47 AM
As I am reading it I am thinking what would I do if Im SO came in and demanding this from me. The solution to this joke seems about right. :)

June 22nd, 2005, 09:03 AM
good one that is funny.....

June 22nd, 2005, 09:35 AM
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out, DEAR" :evil:

That's what I'd say.... :thumbs up