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A Can of Worms!

Princesss04
June 21st, 2005, 11:20 PM
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to
become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people
a company can operate without.

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It
could be a right number.

No one ever says, "It's only a game," when his team is winning.

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at
all.

Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap.

Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.

To err is human, to forgive -- highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos? This is way scary.

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a
Corvette than in a Yugo.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
probably dead.

Jackie467
June 21st, 2005, 11:28 PM
Those are funny.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? This is way scary.

And I'll be one of them! :thumbs up lol I'll get to freak people out. (not that I don't now)