jessi76
June 2nd, 2005, 10:03 AM
to my sweet 11wk old pup....
my couch is not your toilet. the trash is not a toy. the kitty does not like to wrestle. going for a walk is not an invitation to play tug-o-war with the leash. pinecones are not chew toys. sticks should stay outside. moss is not food. my jeans have enough holes in them, thank you. you can't dig to China through the carpet. you're too small to jump over the baby gate. running through the house with my underwear is indeed funny, but not appropriate. victoria's secret makes fancy bra's, not fancy chew toys. your water dish is not a swimming pool. the fluff belongs INSIDE the stuffed toy. the neon green fuzz on the tennis ball is not frosting. you are lucky you're so cute.
my couch is not your toilet. the trash is not a toy. the kitty does not like to wrestle. going for a walk is not an invitation to play tug-o-war with the leash. pinecones are not chew toys. sticks should stay outside. moss is not food. my jeans have enough holes in them, thank you. you can't dig to China through the carpet. you're too small to jump over the baby gate. running through the house with my underwear is indeed funny, but not appropriate. victoria's secret makes fancy bra's, not fancy chew toys. your water dish is not a swimming pool. the fluff belongs INSIDE the stuffed toy. the neon green fuzz on the tennis ball is not frosting. you are lucky you're so cute.
