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Top Ten Dog Peeves About Humans

twinmommy
May 7th, 2005, 10:01 PM
Cute!!
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>10 Dog peeves about humans
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>1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
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>2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
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>3. Taking me for a walk, and then not letting me check stuff out.
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>Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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> 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
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>5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
>your stuff up when you're not home.
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>6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
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>WhooooHoooooooo ...what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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>7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when
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>I freak out every time we go back!
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>8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but
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>I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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>9. Dog sweaters. Hello???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
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>10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
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>truth, you're just jealous.
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>Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here
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>(you don't see me picking up your poop do you) ??? :D
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