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25 things that say you've grown up

April 28th, 2005, 10:14 AM
:D 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can''t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You''re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won''t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don''t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noonto 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can''t drink the way I used to," replaces, "I''m never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn''t apply to you.

April 28th, 2005, 11:19 AM
LOL!! I just got this same email the other day!!! :rolleyes:

April 28th, 2005, 11:21 AM
Ahhh I knew it I am grown up...nooooooooooooooooooooooo

25 is the best... I was so waiting for one that didn't apply. There are about two or three that still do....Im gonna hold onto those lol..........

Good post!

April 28th, 2005, 01:05 PM
How cute! I do not think I am grown up yet! LOL Just turned 21 hope I have a little while to go!

April 28th, 2005, 01:32 PM
I'll grow up when you pry Sponge Bob from my cold, dead hands!!

April 28th, 2005, 02:33 PM
Schwinn.. I love your sense of humour!! :D

Yep... darn it anyway. I am lonnng grown up.. sigh... :(

April 28th, 2005, 05:52 PM
Very cute! Thanks for the laugh!

April 28th, 2005, 05:54 PM
I love # 1 and # 10..............

April 28th, 2005, 06:31 PM
I am offended by this thread.

You forgot one. When you are told you are no longer 5'8" but 5'7" because everyone shrinks with age. (coulda b*tched slapped that nurse)

Lmao because I can relate.

April 28th, 2005, 06:48 PM
Sighhhh! I so totally relate to #25! :D

April 28th, 2005, 07:18 PM
Guess I'm a young spring chicken cuz I don't think any of those apply to me! Ok, maybe a few.. but we'll just ignore those :D

April 29th, 2005, 11:32 AM
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

Arbor Mist!!! only $3.00 a bottle here and love it...........