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Cat Joke of the Day

Rita
April 8th, 2005, 09:10 AM
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to Heaven
and meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat,
"You lived a good life and if there is any way I can
make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let
me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord,
all my life I have lived with a poor family and had
to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the
cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy
pillow appears.

A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming
accident and go to Heaven. Again, the Lord is there
to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer,
"All of our lives we have been chased. We have had
to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms.
We are tired of running. Do you think we could have
roller skates so we don't have to run any more?" The
Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with a
beautiful pair of roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat
and finds him snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently
wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you
have been here?" The cat stretches and yawns and replies,
"It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever
expected. And those Meals on Wheels you have been sending
by are the best!!

Princesss04
April 8th, 2005, 10:24 AM
Rita, I LOL on this one. How cute. :D