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"There are some real sickos out there"

Meghan_K
January 31st, 2005, 06:13 PM
After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth.
The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!
"If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny, they'll hate me forever," he thought.
So he took the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur.
Chris knew his neighbors kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he snuck inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbors would think it died of natural causes.
A couple of days later Chris and his neighbor saw each other outside.
"Did you hear that Fluffy died?" the neighbor asked.
"Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened?" Chris mumbled.
The neighbor replied: "We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage! There are some really sick people out there!"

mona_b
January 31st, 2005, 07:42 PM
ROTFLMFAO.

I'm soooooooo sorry,but that was just way to funny.I guess Chris felt like a shmuck........LOL.

chico2
February 1st, 2005, 09:19 AM
That's tooo funny :D :D :D

Lucky Rescue
February 1st, 2005, 10:49 AM
Sick joke, but very funny!!
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Meghan_K
February 4th, 2005, 10:04 PM
It is a pretty sick joke. I was worried I'd be blasted by bunny owners ( I used to be one), but turns out the bunny died of natural causes, so :p

Luvmypit
February 22nd, 2005, 04:07 PM
Thats so funny! Im sure bunny lovers can find humour in that too.

Trinitie
February 22nd, 2005, 04:39 PM
Oh My! :eek: :eek:

CyberKitten
February 22nd, 2005, 04:55 PM
I'd be careful with those kind of jokes tho. It IS funny - in a strange way - BUT I was in tears after reading it. My much beloved geriatric bunny died over a year ago and I still mourn him so it is hard to read something like that. I still miss him so very much!! Sighhhhhhhh!!!

greaterdane
February 22nd, 2005, 07:01 PM
I saw that joke on YTV (yes I used to watch it) It was on a show called Freaky Stories, hosted by a Roach lol and a Grub. It was like a mythbusters cartoon. their catch line was it happend to a friend of a friend of a friend of mine. LOL there was a chihuahau one too. People brought a dog or what they thought was a dog back from Mexico, turns out it was a rat :)

gingerismybaby
April 4th, 2005, 06:46 PM
That is very funny! I love rabbiits but thats still hilarious! :p

Chatito
April 22nd, 2005, 07:11 PM
Hey!! I read that in a children's book (it's my nephews): Diary of a Killer Cat, it's called by Anne Fine.

First line:

"OKAY,OKAY.
So hang me.
I killed the bird.
For pity's sake,
I'm a cat."

Funny stuff.

iRONKNiGHT
June 5th, 2005, 11:28 AM
I saw that joke on YTV (yes I used to watch it) It was on a show called Freaky Stories, hosted by a Roach lol and a Grub. It was like a mythbusters cartoon. their catch line was it happend to a friend of a friend of a friend of mine. LOL there was a chihuahau one too. People brought a dog or what they thought was a dog back from Mexico, turns out it was a rat :)

so this is old? anyways i am with Graterdane! i too saw this Joke on YTV lol that was a long time ago..doh now people will get an idea at the nonsence that i like to look at!