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The Top 10 Complaints Dogs Make About Humans

tyr
January 9th, 2005, 04:44 PM
10. Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all!

9. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

8. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out ... Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

7. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ......................... stop it!

6. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home

5. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooo...what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

4. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

3. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

2. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?


And the number 1-complaint dogs make about humans

1. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

Katherine1
January 9th, 2005, 04:55 PM
LOL Enjoyed the post.

Terrie
January 10th, 2005, 03:29 PM
ROFLMHO
OMG that is so funny. I'm laughing so hard, i'm crying... good one ! :p

Copper'sMom
January 10th, 2005, 04:03 PM
HeHeHeHe HA HA HA HA HA HA oh how true!!

Meghan_K
January 11th, 2005, 10:13 AM
:p OMG Lmao! That was hilarious! Keep em coming. (You know, we really should have a proper place to post all these great jokes, I never know where I'll find them :p )

mrmilo
January 11th, 2005, 10:37 AM
Very Funny

:thumbs up

mastifflover
January 11th, 2005, 12:33 PM
Very funny I love the fake throw one

doggy lover
January 12th, 2005, 10:23 PM
Tucker doesn't fall for the fake throw, smart ass. It is so true though, I tell my husband that about the last one when he complains. :evil: